The Ruby Knight Chronicles

So. As promised, here's the photographic proof that I successfully completed my mission from the 'New Year New Me' post. I just put on my makeup without looking in the mirror and I feel like I've found my godgiven natural ability. My contour game is almost as strong as my brow game is.... as in, UNstrong. Very very UNstrong. One at a time boys! 😂 Until next time, Ruby xx

One of my New Years resolutions was to find something to laugh about every single day of 2016. And with the first week done and dusted, I'm already failing at life lol so determined not to disappoint my parents any further (is there a level below rock bottom?) I've decided to take my serious girl panties off and run commando through the world like a gleeful child. Not literally of course, I haven't had a wax in months and ain't nobody wanna see a bushy vadge. So to kickstart the cockles of my laughing engine, today I snuck up on my 75 year old grandfather to give him a fright. The thought of him squealing like a girl/possibly having a heart attack was too unbearable to contain so I ruined my fright by cracking up laughing before I even got to do it (FYI I was laughing about the squealing not the cardiac arrest). Mission one: failure. Or was it? ;) Mission two: putting my makeup on with my eyes closed. Then taking a photo. Then uploading said photo on here. Then sendin...