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Someone once told me that I expected too much from a partner. And it got me thinking, maybe I do and that's why I'm still single?
So here's a few things I'd like from the future Mr Knight, and if it's asking too much, y'all better let me know or the SPCA will be fresh outa cats
#1
He needs to be funny as fuck because it can't be left to me to carry us both.
#2
He needs to be patient as fuck. Because me.
#3
He needs to be caring as fuck because I'm a sensitive needy little fucker that needs more attention than a newborn.
#4
He needs to be randy as fuck to be able to keep up with me. Batteries are too damn expensive!
#5
He needs to be stubborn as fuck to be able to outdo my Ox-like will.
#6
He needs to be frugal as fuck to withstand my shopping spree storms.
#7
He needs to be Henry Cavil as fuck. Because Henry Cavil.
#8
He needs to be understanding as fuck especially when we're running late and I make us later because fuck you eyeliner.
#9
He needs to be handsome as fuck or else Henry Cavil.
#10
He needs to be loyal as fuck because I'm a scary goofbag nutter with more ups and downs than a pair of panties on a stripper, and i need someone to stick by my side regardless of calm seas or 59m waves.
If you fit the bill, or know a Bill that does, come at me Mr Knight.
There's a lot of fucks in there because I obviously give a lot of fucks about this. But mostly it's because someone told me I swear too much the other day and I'm just trying to antogonise them now.
Until next time,
Ruby xx
So here's a few things I'd like from the future Mr Knight, and if it's asking too much, y'all better let me know or the SPCA will be fresh outa cats
#1
He needs to be funny as fuck because it can't be left to me to carry us both.
#2
He needs to be patient as fuck. Because me.
#3
He needs to be caring as fuck because I'm a sensitive needy little fucker that needs more attention than a newborn.
#4
He needs to be randy as fuck to be able to keep up with me. Batteries are too damn expensive!
#5
He needs to be stubborn as fuck to be able to outdo my Ox-like will.
#6
He needs to be frugal as fuck to withstand my shopping spree storms.
#7
He needs to be Henry Cavil as fuck. Because Henry Cavil.
#8
He needs to be understanding as fuck especially when we're running late and I make us later because fuck you eyeliner.
#9
He needs to be handsome as fuck or else Henry Cavil.
#10
He needs to be loyal as fuck because I'm a scary goofbag nutter with more ups and downs than a pair of panties on a stripper, and i need someone to stick by my side regardless of calm seas or 59m waves.
If you fit the bill, or know a Bill that does, come at me Mr Knight.
There's a lot of fucks in there because I obviously give a lot of fucks about this. But mostly it's because someone told me I swear too much the other day and I'm just trying to antogonise them now.
Until next time,
Ruby xx
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