Girl on Girl

I see women tearing down other women in an unflinchingly ferocious and terrifyingly brutal manner almost daily, and fuck me, it not only fondles my frustration cockles past the point of bearablility (totes just made that word up i think), but it also absolutely exhausts me. As if life wasn't a cunt enough, these silly bitches wanna throw shade and make things tougher for each other.
I know we're supposed to be these unstoppable shebeasts that are perfectly capable of kicking ass and taking names along with the menfolk, but the feminist in me is more than happy to yield and admit that men certainly have overwhelming advantages in life, such as their greater physicality (and getting to piss standing up seems pretty fucking badass too). I'm constantly hearing account after account after mother fucking account of women being dominated and used and abused by the subpar human beings that masquerade as grown ass men. It might be a man's world but there's a vast difference between a gentleman and the so-called men that willingly and actively participate in perpetuating, encouraging, and glorifying the mistreatment and harassment of their opposite sex. And these disgusting excuses for intelligent life are a part of the reason why being alive can be so damn hard when you're born with a thigh-divider rather than an extra thigh bone.
Hate is born of fear. The reasoning behind so much girl-on-girl haterade usually boils down to the cold hard clichés that are jealousy and insecurity. When you're nasty to another, you're just highlighting a part of you that needs to either be acknowledged, heal or grow. So if you're about to make some less-than-nice comment about the usually always put together Henrietta who looks like she needs an exorcism after an especially big bender, or on Claudette as she binge-eats Mallowpuffs whilst sitting in her little brother's shell-shaped paddling pool in a two piece swimsuit even though she's no stick insect, or on Monica for having the worst fucking taste in men when her pathetic excuse for a boyf is caught out with his cock out for the gazillionth time, just don't.
Instead, be a beautiful fucking rock star flower that collaborates with other rock star flowers to form a spectacular bouquet of awesome. The world needs more of that.
Until next time,
Ruby xx

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