Pond Scum

23rd June 2016
So. Decided to dip my toes in the ole dating pond. And so far only found pond scum, well, not really but kinda.

One stalker. One liar. One ex. Three boys with the same name as my brother. All daddies with kids they barely see. Lots of dick pics. And a few assholes for good measure. And if that's not enough to put be off, I was propositioned by a man that's into cuckoldry (Google it) and I'm not gonna lie, I did have to think about it 

Where you at husband?!!

Think I'll just buy a bottle of wine, a vibrator and a life-sized teddy to spoon and be done with it.

Until next time,
Ruby xx

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