Single Forever



The funniest/most horrifying thing just happened to me.

I was standing in front of the mirror in my ugly strapless bra and granny panties. My uterus is all swollen because period so I pushed my gut right out and then I took a photo pretending to be preggers. As you do. 

Anyways... Because I'm such a retard and don't know how to work my phone properly I just sent that photo accidentally to the date that probably won't be a date now.

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

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